Things that make me crabby

So I'm feeling a little irritable. It's probably a tich of PMS, but that's hard to say seeing as I have no uterus to confirm that hypothesis. Anyway - I thought I'd share my list of things that make me crabby with all of you.
1. Morning - specifically having to wake up.
2. People who talk to me in the morning.
3. Grocery shopping.
4. People who stop in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store and block all routes around
them.
5. Paying taxes.
6. Paying bills.
7. Not being independently wealthy.
8. Lack of motivation.
9. Inertia.
10. The new Facebook format.

Aaaah. I fell better already. Thanks for letting me vent.